A restless night

Since the weather changed I've been having restless nights. I just managed to drop off last night when the phone rang. I must have been in a deeper sleep than I thought as I sat bolt upright and shouted 'All aboard for the Queen Mary!', Well, when I realised where I was I took off my face mask and answered the phone, It was my friend, Everard.

'Oh Lal, I'm glad I caught you', he said, 'I know you've not been yourself of late and things have been getting on top of you'

Well he's right there, I've not been sleeping because of the weather but it seems that everything is setting me off at the moment, I was in tears last night just watching Emmerdale, Oh I do miss Joe Sugden.

Well Everard waffled on for ten minutes trying to take my mind off it all with mindless chit chat when I said to him 'Everard, will you please get to the point, I've been in bed for over two hours!'

'Oh, Sorry Lal,' He replied, 'I was just calling to remind you to take your sleeping tablets'